Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn’t agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up."" That’s absurd, " Keselo said, trying not to laugh." If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it, " Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them–burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand. David Eddings
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